EHD

Monty had a group presentation in his Virology class this week. Their group was given the disease 'EHD' which is spread from Midge(kind of like a Mosquito) to Deer! The group was partially graded on originality, so Monty came up with a rap. He wanted to be a deer and I am happy to report I could finally help him with a school project. Yeah, these antlers are more my level--thanks to Kindergarten! Anyway, it was rapped to "Gangsters Paradise":


"As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I take a look at my herd and realize theres nothing left.
Cuz I've been bleeding and Coughin' so long that even the stinkin' Midge that made me sick is gone.
But I ain't never met a deer that did survive it. EHD be punkin' me like Ashton Critcher on TV.
You best watch where you're walking, and where you're drinkin' or you and your herd me be lyin' in chalk.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta look as I grew I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool!
I'm the kind of G that little fawns want to be like. On my knees in the night saying prayers to the headlights.
Chorus:
I've been spending most my life living in the midges paradise. Been spending most my life living in the midges paradise.
Tell me why can't I kill this midge, for soon I will be in Dr. Quackinbushes fridge."

I must say honey...you even make antlers look good!